Forgotten Regrets

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Yarn in your pants!

Melissa Is Deck: your shoe keeps crying at night
thatss0epic: Awww =(
Melissa Is Deck: hes like "i miss jared" and im like "Shut up im better than jared" and then he goes to sleep
thatss0epic: Hey hey.... I'm way better
thatss0epic: =P
thatss0epic: Could you let him sleep with you sometimes so he's not so lonely?
Melissa Is Deck: he sleeps with my steeltoe boots and my other shoe and a pair of my slippers. hes just a baby and doesnt want to make friends
thatss0epic: He's shy! Help him out! =(
Melissa Is Deck: i did! i even invited joe's shoes over to make him feel better
Melissa Is Deck: but he just wanted to sit in the corner and tie himself into knots
thatss0epic: Hmm... I guess he's just homesick.
Melissa Is Deck: i think so :(
Melissa Is Deck: poor shoe
thatss0epic: I hate to tell ya, but your shoe is flying on her own... She says she doesn't need you anymore
Melissa Is Deck: WHAT
Melissa Is Deck: what a bitch >:[
Melissa Is Deck: after all i did for her!
thatss0epic: I know, I know....
thatss0epic: *sigh* you know teenaged shoes these days though...
thatss0epic: Think they know everything
Melissa Is Deck: she'll learn
Melissa Is Deck: someday
thatss0epic: I'm not sure how to discipline her though.... She won't listen to a word I say
Melissa Is Deck: she's so rude
thatss0epic: Do you think you'll end up having to send her away?
Melissa Is Deck: maybe. i mean, ive ran out of ideas!
thatss0epic: She didn't even come home the other night
thatss0epic: I'm afraid she might be getting into drugs and.... I hate to say it... Having shoe sex
Melissa Is Deck: =O!
Melissa Is Deck: my poor baby :(
thatss0epic: Letting other shoes put their laces in her... It just makes me sick
Melissa Is Deck: oh god. she's probably injecting some of that dr.sholls stuff!
thatss0epic: No.... You think?
thatss0epic: :'(
Melissa Is Deck: anything is possible

Ball in the shoe... Bad kitty

Is it still in your pants?!

Sharon licked her ball then it went up my pants.

iTrip!

List seven songs you are into right now. No matter what the genre,whether they have words, or even if they're not any good, but they must be songs you're really enjoying now. Post these instructions in your LJ along with your 7 songs. Then tag 7 other people to see what they're listening to.

1. A.F.I. - Kill Caustic
2. The Cardigans - My Favourite Game
3. Tegan and Sara - Walking with a Ghost
4. Alkaline Trio - Mercy Me
5. Fall Out Boy - Nobody Puts Baby in the Corner
6. Machinae Supremacy - Hybrid
7. Cobra Starship - Snakes on a Plane (Bring It)

Tagging: Pretty much everyone that reads this cause I doubt more than 7 people will. =P

Yeah, I'm still alive. Just haven't really felt much like typing my everyday life stuff in here.
I've settled into a nice daily rhythm...rhthym...rhythym...(how the fuck do you spell that?). Anyway, whatever that is, I've settled in to one of 'em. I'm so incredibly comfortable with Gina and how my life is right now. Sure things are tight on the money front, but it's looking up, and that can easily change if I just really put my mind to it.
Tonight I'm gonna be seeing Sam and Sharon. That'll be nice, I really miss both of them. I wish I ended up seeing certain people more than every two weeks.
Last night was supposed to be Phil and I roflpwning each other in Tekken... but he kinda fell off the face of the earth? O.o He and Holly both leave for college today. Speaking of, I'm damn gonna miss that girl. She really brightens up the store. Even knowing that I was gonna see her for an hour at the end of my shift made the day float by just a little quicker. Thankfully, she'll be back for the holiday rush. I don't know that my sanity would remain around that time without her to be silly with.
Tomorrow night I go off to see Mike in Levittown. I haven't even spoken to that guy in like 6 months. He's gonna meet Gina, and we'll just end up sitting in his room playing video games all evening long.
I wanna play Tekken. I think I shall bring my PS controller to the mall this evening and play some before seeing Sam and Shasha.
Well, I've now made a scrollbar appear on the side of this box, so that means I've typed too much. I'm off!

Wait, how did this start? Oh, with Kara being a turtle in my backseat, right.

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thatss0epic: Give me insults
thatss0epic: Names
Melissa Is Deck: names?
Melissa Is Deck: like
Melissa Is Deck: stupidhead
Melissa Is Deck: frog-scacked goatwrangler
Melissa Is Deck: sore-assed crackwiper
Melissa Is Deck: pea-flavored rectumguzzler
Melissa Is Deck: lice-lipped vaginaslug
Melissa Is Deck: pickle-sacked prickweed
Melissa Is Deck: floppy-mouthed gutterhumper
thatss0epic: That so gets eljayed
Melissa Is Deck: hahahaha, yes!@

Hi ell jayyyyy!

Haven't seen you in a while, supp?

....pff, fine... don't talk to me.

Anywayz, heh.

I'm at work nowish. I'm working all half days this week and next since Cassi will be here tonight. I'm so nervous about her coming out. I hope things between her and Gina go well. I'm really nervous and jittery in general recently. It's so weird. I've also had HORRIBLE anger problems the last few days. And I keep feeling overwhelmed really easily. It always seems like I'm not doing the right thing and I should be working on something else at the moment. What's the deal with that? O.o

Anyway, fortunately, I have an amazing girlfriend who helps keep me sane through all of this crap.

People don't come to me for help that much any more. I miss that. I actually like being called upon when people feel down or just want to talk. (when I typed the bold tags for the word "like" in the last sentence, I typed <bi> instead of <b>... heh)

Okay, I guess that's about it.

So I've got this fucking ADORABLE puppy that needs a good loving home. Someone who will play with him and take good care of him, please! Let me know ASAP if you're at all interested!!!

Call or text: 631-384-6688
AIM me: "thats s0 epic"
Yahoo!: "ForgetRegret525600"

(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

✓ I miss somebody right now.  (Every moment I'm not next to her...)	✓ I don't watch much TV these days.  (Never really have either)	× I own lots of books.  (I don't read much.)
× I wear glasses or contact lenses.  (I'm supposed to)	✓ I love to play video games.  (Like durr, I'm über-geek like that)	✓ I've tried marijuana.
✓ I've watched porn movies.	× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.	✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes.  (No, make that a lot)	✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.  (Pfff heck yes)	× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.  (I hate violence and tools of violence)

( it goes on... )

Joe: how drunk are you?
Deck: goblins!

Hiya

I'm at jared's my lovee. Oh mu hod I love him.so much,. We are here woith kara . Jay. Deck, and joe. Kara abd jay are going to get smirnofs and chips aya..I'll all drunk and hoifg I like this feeling..I love jared with all my heart...I like sidekicks..they are sooo fucking kool kinda hard to type...I dolt qanna go hom,e tonight, yay...mayve jared will let ,e stay or take ,me home later yay...I love jared stein like omg yay weee I love jared jared...this is fubn I love you jared..I lm just going tto press all the buttons butt, haha cuz it makes a kool npse sound lieke beep beep beep



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hello. this is DECK. i am updating for jared. right now i hae a very very good tasting soy buger,. i mean burger. i have a nice drink next to me too :) its fun at jareds house. i am with gina nad joe and kara and karas boyfriend jay. i love joe nad i love everyone here yaaay! kara just yelled ow and kicked joe.
um so livejournal how are you WHATS UP DUDEs. i play world of warcraft now. for the horde. whee ^__^ jared keyboard is kinda loud like woohoohoo. joe just gave me a kiss :) teehee SORRY I KEPE TKANG BREAKS SO I CAN LIKE EAT MY SOY BURGER. OMNOMNOMNOMNOM. yummu ^_^
ummmm im gonna keep this opne until i think of something dunny so tay. i mean something funny to say. hahahah i loe it hear :D :D :D
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OK UM JAREDS LIVEJOURNAL ENTRY IS NPT DONE!! doneodneondoendoneoneondoengsjhweh lkbhah



okj bye

... idont wanna leave yet :(


OK BYE.