Forgotten Regrets - Shoes!

Melissa Is Deck: your shoe keeps crying at night
thatss0epic: Awww =(
Melissa Is Deck: hes like "i miss jared" and im like "Shut up im better than jared" and then he goes to sleep
thatss0epic: Hey hey.... I'm way better
thatss0epic: =P
thatss0epic: Could you let him sleep with you sometimes so he's not so lonely?
Melissa Is Deck: he sleeps with my steeltoe boots and my other shoe and a pair of my slippers. hes just a baby and doesnt want to make friends
thatss0epic: He's shy! Help him out! =(
Melissa Is Deck: i did! i even invited joe's shoes over to make him feel better
Melissa Is Deck: but he just wanted to sit in the corner and tie himself into knots
thatss0epic: Hmm... I guess he's just homesick.
Melissa Is Deck: i think so :(
Melissa Is Deck: poor shoe
thatss0epic: I hate to tell ya, but your shoe is flying on her own... She says she doesn't need you anymore
Melissa Is Deck: WHAT
Melissa Is Deck: what a bitch >:[
Melissa Is Deck: after all i did for her!
thatss0epic: I know, I know....
thatss0epic: *sigh* you know teenaged shoes these days though...
thatss0epic: Think they know everything
Melissa Is Deck: she'll learn
Melissa Is Deck: someday
thatss0epic: I'm not sure how to discipline her though.... She won't listen to a word I say
Melissa Is Deck: she's so rude
thatss0epic: Do you think you'll end up having to send her away?
Melissa Is Deck: maybe. i mean, ive ran out of ideas!
thatss0epic: She didn't even come home the other night
thatss0epic: I'm afraid she might be getting into drugs and.... I hate to say it... Having shoe sex
Melissa Is Deck: =O!
Melissa Is Deck: my poor baby :(
thatss0epic: Letting other shoes put their laces in her... It just makes me sick
Melissa Is Deck: oh god. she's probably injecting some of that dr.sholls stuff!
thatss0epic: No.... You think?
thatss0epic: :'(
Melissa Is Deck: anything is possible